Has science fiction and pop-culture lied to us?
"The Top Ten Complaints About The Year 2000"

10) Where's the robot butlers????

9) We had to scrap the "post-apocalypse" mixer theme

8) Biochemists are still around

7) My car still doesn't fly

6) Administration still hasn't realized how stupid the
clocktower idea is (we thought everyone would be smarter!)

5) Still can't get a condo on the moon

4) Kean is the only one who see Klingons near Uranus

3) The NRA is trying to make owning laser cannon everyone's
constitutional right (those whacky yanks!)

2) What the hell do we call the new decade???????

1) Y2K was all a big hoax started by none other than Y2K-Y Jelly Inc.